random

the dog is snoring / my armpits reek / fish is noisy / sitting in my underwear / typing into the screen / my room is messy / dont want to punctuate / feeling happy / wrist slightly hurts / alone in the house / the dog is snoring / my armpits reek / could life be better?

life

The cat will growl / the dog will purr / the cat will hiss / the dog will pant / the cat will whap / the dog will play / the cat will run / the dog will chase

toys please help stop the murder

pink flamingo fred / try to save me / yellow duck sonny / try to help me / orange star binky / try to catch me / piggy bank stop / piggy bank stop / don't let me / don't let me break you

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chain letter read / apparently / i have a fairy godmother / who sends emails / i have three wishes / go / think / stop / send to 15 people / and I get all three wishes / send to ten  / and I get two / send to five / and I get one / send to zero / and I have bad luck and misfortune. / hello / nice to meet you bad luck / hello misfortune / charmed, I'm sure. / you're both mine now.

junk mail

i have mail / hooray / oh look / i'm preapproved / i won a free car / i get a sample of viagra / i can earn a bachelor's degree / i can now burn excess calories / wow / i'm only fourteen / i don't need credit / i can't drive / i definetally will never need viagra  / don't need a bachelors degree now / and I need no diet. / oh don't i feel special / all thesecompanies / they really care about me / and know who I am

Fifteen Minutes Ago

Fifteen minutes ago I was laughing / Fifteen minutes ago I was happy / My life was perfect / Nothing was wrong / Everything was in it's place / All was going well / Fifteen minutes ago I was laughing / Five minutes ago I was crying / Everything's wrong / Everything's knocked out of place / And I know, / Life wil never be the same as / Fifteen minutes ago

Ripped Paper

All you are to me / Is a peice of ripped paper / I crumple you up / And throw you in the trashcan / Soon the garbagemen will come / And they'll take you away / And out of my life / Forever / While you spend your days / Rotting away / It's an unworthy future / For someone like you / Who'd do something like that / To me /

Pessimism

Oh why is life so perfect now? / It's like a warm breeze on a cold day / That envelopes you for a few moments / And then moves onto the next person / Leaving you colder than before / Is the moment really worth it / If you'll be even colder? /

Orange is a spectacular word / Orange is a moody color / Orange is a juicy fruit / Nothing rhymes with orange / It's all alone as a word / But orange as a color or fruit / Has others of it's kind for company / I love orange / Orange is my favorite skitzophrenic /

Color's relationship with me

I'm a different shade of color / One you've never seen / I'm a different shade of purple / and a different shade of green / Together I make something / Some color I dont know / One day I'll see that color / But 'til then I'll grow / And my shade will change / As present turns to past / I have lots of time to find it / As long as colors last /

 Magical girl

I've seen a magical girl / A girl only in my dreams / If I were to describe her / She is just the way she seems / She has gills when she is swimming / She has fur when she is cold / She has wings behind her shoulders / that are silver lined with gold / Sometimes she has human hands / Sometimes she has paws / Human is for working / non-human is for claws / She has tail when she is agile / She has none when she is not / Sometimes she wears horns / A few or quite alot / Sometimes she looks just like a lion / Sometimes just like a fish / Sometimes she's a human / And it's at these times I wish / That she would just be happy / And settle for one look / For she is such a joy to see / In mountain, air, or brook / I've seen a magical girl / A girl only I can see / The more I think about her / The more she looks like me /

My hands

I look down at my hands / I see they're not too fat / But not too skinny / You cannot see my tendons / Even when I flex / They're kinda like baby's hands / Except with longer fingers / My hands look alot like me / Not too fat / Not too skinny / Still having baby fat / My fingers look the most like me / They're chubby, but make up for it in length / And I think they're cute. /

The world and I

I say the right thing too often / I say the wrong thing too much / I do the wrong thing at the right time / I do the right thing at the wrong time / I'm never in sync with the world / And at this point in my life / I've learned to live with it. / And I'm even a bit proud of my madness /

News

I climbed on the swing / And I kicked off my shoes / I swung unhappily / As I thought of the news / Before I hadn't thought / That news could be so near / But as I look around and swing / I realize it is here / In my own state, town, school / It's invaded my life / I could have been the news / I could have been the strife / But now I just swing / As I live my days / Seeming unnaffected / But really in a haze. /

Midnight Metaphors

Sometimes I wake up / Soon after I fall asleep / And I open my eyes with ease / It had thus far been a bad sleep / I know / I think of whats wrong / Then I get up / Turn the light off / The rest of the night I sleep / Like a cat / If only life were as simple /

Me

I am the corner of a circle / I am the roundness of a square / I am the darkness of light / I am the light in darkness / I am as smooth as a pineapple / I am as rough as an apple / I can fly like a guppie / I can swim like a girraffe / I am smart like a retard / I am dumb like a genius / I do not need to be one or the other / I do not need to be both / I am perfect the way I am /